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Drop a handy

Get your penis out and Drop a handy
by anonymous April 2, 2021
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death handy

A death handy is a hand job you give a guy that is going to die very soon. It's kind of like a pity fuck but better because it's done out of shear kindness.
Tim is terminal with stage 4 cancer, so I gave him a death handy. Don't tell his wife.
by Picky Panther April 14, 2025
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cheetos handy

Getting a hand job after your significant other just finished eating Cheetos and you have orange dust or Cheetos flavoring on your dick.

Could also be other flavors, Doritos ranch or Nacho flavors. Not recommended are Tim’s jalapeño, as you will have a burning sensation.
Had to take a shower to get the Cheetos handy off my dick
by The_rabbits November 13, 2017
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Handy Andy

Handy Andy refers to the build up of sperm in college dorm room drains from excessive masterbation.
Ugh bro, my drain is backing up again from all the handy andy going on.

Do you happen to sell drains for all the handy andy in my drain.
by Silly eye bro November 14, 2018
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Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.
Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.
by Blaceph January 23, 2021
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handy

A smartphone or mobile phone in general. The word originates from the German word "Handy" meaning mobile phone and is commonly used in Europe. It is also connected to the American military "handie-talkie", a more convenient form of walkie-talkie used in WW2.
"I often leave my handy at home because I'm irrationally anxious about it getting stolen or damaged."
by Mushiking42 April 12, 2025
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Matthew Handy

by the black ghost6263 March 26, 2025
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