Handscrumptious

A person who is handscrumptious is someone who is so handsome and so magnificently jaw dropping showstopping breathtaking enigma that hospitalizes people with their looks- only in existence ‘king Tobie labia’

“God I just met Tobie today and MAY I JUST SAY they are absoLUTELY HANDSCRUMPTIOUS”
“You gotta be careful around that Tobie they’ll make your heart stop”

by TheRealJayNipple February 25, 2024

Handicaptivity

Kidnapping a handicapped person or having one in ones possession

Man: What happened to John?
Woman: He went into handicaptivity.

by YEETER303 April 9, 2024

Handicap

Another word for coffin

Carrot: Hey! What do you say you give us a handicap?
Broccoli: Is that another word for coffin?

by brolythelegendarysupersaiyan May 24, 2024

Handicap

Its old school and noone wants to use it. needs a new name and a positive vibe!!

The handicap person told me that they hate to use the name handicap.

by Jen007CA June 7, 2024

Handable

A food that can be eaten using one's hands.

The broccoli was handable, but my hands were dirty.

by Patrick Purdy February 2, 2026

Handcuff Dookie Challenge

A challenge where one handcuffs themselves to the bed and swallows the key, they then have to stay there until they dookie it out and unlock themselves

It took me 33 hours to complete the Handcuff Dookie Challenge

by ItAintObeeezy May 26, 2025

handicap booty

when u get pounded so bad u cant walk anymore and u become handicapped

“Wow he was so good in bed last night that now I have a handicap booty”

by poopskeet123 September 16, 2025