Happy Birthday Haider

I remembered - Good ending

I forgor 💀 - Bad ending

"happy birthday haider!" - Gabe

"hi" - Haider

by merr neewb May 24, 2022

one-hander

A one-hander is when you only use one hand to open a soda can. This is accomplished by holding tight with the thumb and middle finger and pushing the tab up with the index finger.

1) - Man, have you learnt the one-hander?
- Yeah, learnt it yesterday.

2) One-hand that Coke.

3) You're the one-hander master?

by Holden C. October 7, 2006

Hander

Someone who is always grabbing down there. These people are usually guys who just want to hide away and masturbate to gay porn.

Hey did you even see that guy at the party
No but he seemed like a hander

by Likeitdownthere May 18, 2014

No Hander Lander

after taking a shower (normally sports players) flipping your dick up to your belly button multiple times then cathing it in-between your legs

Dude after our sweet win i took a shower and did a no hander lander in one shot

by osama bin diesel May 11, 2011

Fuck me harder spongebob

His sponge water will spray and drip on your face

Hey fuck me harder spongebob

by Christmas loltyler1 November 9, 2021

haider

The kind of guy who tries to get rid of his lisp while saying "Sally Sold Seashells by the Seashore.

Samir: "Hey guys, check out my lisp, it's almost gone! Sssally Sssold Ssseahshhhells by the Ssseashore...How was that?

Steven: "It's still the same."

Samir: Damn It!!

**God, this smells like asssshhh:)

by Dat Dude May 6, 2005

UGH DADDY HARDER

its when your shoving your penis into your girl that she just wants more and keeps moaning

DADDY HARDER SHOVE IT IN MORE 😏😏😏

UGH DADDY HARDER FUCK ME TILL IM DEAD DADDY

by yourlocalfatdog July 16, 2022