Guido

A derogatory term for an Italian American.

Tony is a guido. Tony likes loose buttholes, especially ones of Davis.

by e3fret5 April 14, 2006

guido frolic

The most homosexual of all the dance styles, that is if it can be called dancing.

"Yo, check out that guido frolicing."

"Yeah man, he's mad gay. What a faggot."

by Disgusted American January 7, 2008

Guido

a super fucking mentally retarded bean who might secretly be your cousin because of his redneck behavior

lives by "fuck'em" and constantly finds himself randomly naked or partially naked with his boys but it's not gay because the socks are always on

is one day going to get murked by kim jong un's squadron because he's going to kill kim jongers in the pongers

como estas you fucking guido

by swag daddy dongle July 20, 2020

False guido syndrome

Also known as F.G.S. or Guido'ly Challenged. When one who is not of italian decent, and tries to act like a stereotypical guido. They have blowouts, go tanning, frolic at clubs to house music. Doing everything that a typical guido is known for doing but it just simply doesn't look right. Their tan looks aweful because of their skin tone (pale-looking red and lobster-like or dark complexion - not in need of getting a tan but still does it to live the guido lifestyle, maybe even sometimes looking orange.) They tend to work twice as hard on their blowouts than the average guido in order to make them look more guido-like and boast about how nice their hair is but in reality it simply does not look right. People tend to look down on those with F.G.S because that they are acting out as an italian stereotype without even being italian.

Nick: Yeah bro guido fist pump all day!

Robert: Nicky aren't you Arabic?

Nick: Uhh yeah bro

Robert proceeds to slap Nick

Robert: You have False Guido Syndrome!

by DurrtyyJerzzz March 3, 2011

Pee-guillotine

When one wizzes into a toilet with the seat up and an imperfect seat mechanism causes the seat to fall and break the stream thereby sending piss everywhere.

"Dude did you pee on yourself?" "No dude that crappy commode Pee-guillotined me!"

by The Sloppy Kalapaki July 31, 2015

madame guillotine

A name given to large, razor-like blade that was used to execute people in a quick and "painless" fashion. The French became obsessed with it, especially during the late 18th century and early 19th century, when the French Revolution was at its peak. Two of the most famous people executed by use of this machine were King Louis XVI and his wife, the famous (or infamous) Marie Antoinette, the last queen of France. Many thousands more were murdered this way. The mechanism is released via rope and falls under its weight, severing the head from the body underneath it. The death is supposed to painless, but there was some evidence that the machine wasn't always effective and some even believe that a few heads survived for 10 or 15 seconds after decapitation. The last person who met with Madame Guillotine did so on September 10th, 1977.

The Queen has been charged with treason, incest and depleting the royal funds. She is sentenced to death, the same way her husband was executed, via a visit with Madame Guillotine

by GG Allin October 8, 2020

Curry Guido

A curry guido is basically an indian tool. The paki who wears "Ed Hardy/Affliction" clothes with stupid shiny earrings. They are usually found in packs. These are the tools that cover their curry scent with axe. These assholes attack completely and absolutely drunk girls at partys they are not invited to.

From an invited persons perspective:
"Dude I think Jessica is way to hammered, those creepy curry guidos have been staring at her the entire party.

From the perspective of the curry guidos:
"Abdul, that girl is hammered and cant even open her eyes, go get her."

by googleiphone guys October 31, 2009