Goid

A term fuck ups on amazon use so that they don't get sued for not using actual gold.

"Goid plated plug"

by I don't know mannn June 19, 2018

gridlock

to put a halt to a woman's attempts to hook up

similar words: gridlocked, block the box, blocking the box,cock block

"Shit, i've got to gridlock my friend. She must be wearing beer goggles because she's hitting on the ugliest person in the bar."

by dcwoman September 26, 2005

gridder

Derived from 'cattle grid', a gridder is a person who lives on the more rural side of a road with a cattle grid. Someone who has one on their road and in front of their house is known as a 'double gridder'. It can also be applied to those who have to go over cattle grids in order to reach work. (Originated Hythe, Hampshire)

"Where do you live?"
"Sway Road."
"Oh you're such a gridder."

by I Love Tarquin November 13, 2007

Doing the Griddy

Doing the ‘griddy’ means you get zero bitches. it can also mean you want to get bitches but you physically can’t.

Look, Carter’s doing the griddy, I bet he gets no bitches

by Candace Dickfit May 5, 2022

Grode

Also, to have a life revolving around computers or other game playing such as Playstation specifically Madden.
Being apart of and in association with and of the following:
Geeks, nerds, social outcasts, drug addicts, gamblers, spy-technicians, leppers, dwarves, nialists, drunks and liars.

Damn, look it that friggin' Grode.

Stop being a Grode and give me the damn cigerette.

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

get griddy

having sex multiple times in a short span of time

yo lets go to a party tonight so I can get griddy

by marlenballer17 February 1, 2022

Gloid

A fictional gland that resides within the anus of any chosen living creature.

(a) As if you really did? Gloid! (b) This gloid cut me up on the A40 (c) You gloid! (d) Chicken gloid, badger gloid, gloid of a budgie, budgie gloid etc.

by KingEricCantona April 24, 2009