Ektoras Grinder

The God of the Grind.
Everyday Ektoras Grinder bless us with his Grinding supremacy.
He believes in SlyferArmy Top 5 being :
5. Chris Pedro
4. Simon Simp
3. Lexi
2. jz
1. Ektoras Grinder

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by Simon Simp (Valeur Potter) August 11, 2021

Stump Grinder

The act of gay men rubbing their penises against each other, similar to scissoring for women.

Hopefully Denis shaves before he comes tonight, I’m not trying to start a fire when he hits me with the ole stump grinder.

by FyffandSG November 11, 2021

Meat Grinder

One who hears an event and misconstrues it so much that it isn't the original event anymore. Just like putting a steak through a grinder to make ground beef. It isn't steak anymore, its just a pile of meat thats you can eat.

You just meat grinded why i'm in a terrible mood.

You meat grinder why did you say I broke up with my girlfriend. I told you that my friend broke up with his girlfriend, not me!!

by molo$$$$ November 22, 2021

wind grinder

the wind grinder is usually performed at male sleepovers when the first person falls asleep the others prop him up and arch him then they go get a vacuum and stick it up his ass as one male sticks it up the sleep males ass another reaches down his throat and grabs the long end of the vacuum the pulls it through his mouth then the males that are awake must perform a soggy waffle to see who gets their meat wind grinded. THE WIND GRINDER WILL RESULT IN DEATH

bro after steven fell asleep at the sleep over me and johnathan pulled a wind grinder on him

by pyro.eats.ass December 6, 2021

Cheese grinder

Using a cheese grader on your testicles.

Oh, man Wander gave TYer a cheese grinder for getting an F on his test.

by Your muthor February 20, 2022

Gooch Grinder

A lesbian

“Why did Rachel reject me bro?”-Cleetus
“She must be a gooch grinder!”- Tyler

by Rockcrawler01 March 1, 2022

Salt Grinder

When an individual performs fellatio on a male with counter rotating “okay” hand gestures encapsulating the penis, back and forth, side to side, with plenty of saliva to provide a jaw dropping BJ.

She really gave an amazing salt grinder whenever she was hungry!

by JayBanks March 15, 2022