goose excuse

A quick intelligent excuse for "accidently" touching some one's private parts on purpose as you walk by them.

"I'm so sorry, my hand has a mind of its own" was his goose excuse.

He got his face slapped because she didn't buy his goose excuse for the third time.

by Handle This July 13, 2014

Goose Clique

The goose clique is a fandom started by the live chat of a twenty one pilots video before its premiere, titled LOC-061-220-2012P at approx. 4AM EST on June 12. We reign by spamming #gooseclique 🦆🦆🦆.

Person 1: Hey! I like Twenty One Pilots!

Person 2: Same! Are you in the goose clique?

Person 1: No.. what is that?
Person 2: *angry goose noises*

by cos the best June 12, 2020

The Goose-Man

A sex act involving a guy ejaculating on a girl's body without her noticing, then licking it off and pretending it never happened.

It is said that the origin of the word comes from the the french expression : "oiseaux mangeur", which means eating like a goose. Goose, in when eating together, tend to eat very fast as if they hide the food in their throats.

Hey! Did you pull out the Goose-man on me?

by ipcvideofilms November 17, 2010

Saddle Goose

A fool.

Billy, maybe if you got rid of that rambunctious hairstyle you'd earn some fine females, saddle goose!

by CarsonDB November 9, 2020

Trap goose

Lil Peep’s name before he decided to be ‘Lil Peep’

Trap goose to Hanna his ex gf: “I think Im going to change my name to Lil Peep !”

by healizzle69 April 3, 2020

goose egging

When a man sticks his ball sack into a vagina

Ted totally was goose egging her all night long.He goose egged so hard that he manage to get testicular cancer.

by Peelz 4 Dead May 2, 2010

Goose Bitches

Weird bitches that get brought to a party that no one else knows, except for the guy who brought them there

Bill- "who are those girls? i have never seen them before."

Ryan- "oh, those are my goose bitches"

by gjkdslagkjls July 31, 2011