Gaffett

Another name for the common word "faggot". Gaffet is often used while talking on myspace to one of your amigos. Gaffett is written with a G and not an F often becuase the two letters are seemingly right next to each other.Sometimes used to talk pointless shit on myspace.

"Colty your such a fcking gaffett."

"hey ill kick your ass you gaffett"

"dude...i think i might be a gaffett..."

by yupp TC December 14, 2008

guff storm

A large brewing of some serious guffage (fart) in the ass . Wave after wave of guffs

"Gaz was brewing a guff storm to unleash on andy's face"

by err gary hawkes April 2, 2009

guff muffler

A device worn beneath outer garmets to arrest the foul stench coming from ones butt when farting and to reduce the sound from reverberating round

Farts smell and sound much worse when in the shower than sat in the car with a guff muffler (clothes) on

by The Guffers August 14, 2011

gaffewww

A statement that begins with a funny joke, but ends in a massive gross-out.

During the first part of that joke people were all "ahhhHAHAHA", but then when he mentioned drinking the urine, it al turned into a gaffewww.

by LAForever April 21, 2013

Gruff Bus

A bus full of retards

Oy Matt look at that bus, it's full of Gruff's must be a Gruff bus

by Gruffboy July 12, 2015

guff-truck

The vehicle that comes to collect the contents of toilets.

What's that smell?
It's the guff-truck emptying the portaloos. It's OK they'll be gone soon.

by mistafeesh October 25, 2015

guffarten

The loud or boisterous expulsion of assgas after holding it in for a long period, as after a dinner party.

Wow, that guffarten saved my life -- felt as if I was gonna explode all during dinner with your parents.

by JazzMaxx December 24, 2016