funnes

A measure of fun or enjoyment. Such as Moneys.

I didn't have many funnes today.

by Onepointfour January 10, 2012

Funnelling

When someone takes food from your plate without asking.

Oi Steve stop funnelling my potatoes

by mcdanfake September 21, 2018

funniest person in the world

my dad

"whos the funniest person in the world?"
"my dad"
"why?"
"he's the funniest person in the world"

by llunarr October 13, 2020

Funne monke

We all know that monkes are superior to humans, but the Funne monke (or Funneus monkeus) is the funniest and best species of monke, therefore being at the top of the food chain.

Bro do you see that guy?
Yea..

Hes a Funne monke
Bro no fucking way we need to go tell him how cool he is

by Nwordpassseller December 29, 2020

Rusty Funnell

Similar to a Rusty Trombone but instead of going for the rudimentary reach around use three fingers to massage the gooch or genitals. Can also be named the 'Rusty Trumpet' but it is called Funnell due to the inventors actual Trumpet playing ability.

Lucy: Do you fancy a rusty trombone tonight?
Dicky: No thanks babe i fancy a slightly higher pitch.
Lucy: How about a rusty funnell?
Dicky: Thats my girl.

by Graham Glamboy December 3, 2007

Jonas Funnel

A Jonas Funnel is where you place a satellite dish around your neck like used on dogs. Then you have people jack off into the dish like a bukkake. The dish causes all the semen to flow down towards your face and head.

I was watching this crazy japanese porn last night and they were doing a bukakke but then they took it to the next level with a Jonas Funnel.

by TheRealSuperAIDS July 17, 2009

puke funnel

That radio or loudspeaker at your workplace that plays Top 40, Christmas music or smooth jazz, and that you just can't. fucking. turn off.

I've been listening to Rockstar by Nickelback on the puke funnel for about 3 months now, and I'm finna kill somebody.

by zoic October 30, 2015