duck fucker

a; a person who has sex with ducks
b; a person who, on a regular basis, is annoyingly sensitive or persistant regarding something unimportant or not worth caring about.
c; a generic insult meant to confuse the insulted person

what a duck fucker!
dude, don't be a duck fucker

by cspine June 7, 2004

God damn mother fucker

The worst possible kind of mother fucker. I.e. Rick Scott.

Rick Scott is a god damn mother fucker for making me take urine screenings!

by Metal Mike 213 August 24, 2011

And then i fucked her up the ass

What you say when you're in the middle of a story and realize no one's listening.

I'm sitting at the dinner table, telling my girlfriends family about how we met. As I'm getting to the funny part, i realize no one's listening, so i abruptly finish with "and then i fucked her up the ass!"

by goodlord! November 24, 2015

Prime Fucker

The ultimate douche. When one's douchiness exceeds the natural limit, they become a Prime Fucker.

Person 1: I finished your last bag of Chex Mix.

Person 2: What?! You are such a Prime Fucker!

by Volatin August 4, 2011

fucked by the finger of fate

When fate is seriously getting you down, ie nothing is gooing right for you.

After a car accident, " He got fucked by the finger of fate!"

by Danny May 5, 2004

madame-fucker

an extension of mother-fucker, when you're tired of the unchanging swearing word motherfucker, try madame fucker, it'll be a refreshing experience.

Wazzup, motherfucker.
yo, watch your mouth, or Imma fuk u up.
alright, madame-fucker.
that's better, bro

by ftynu October 21, 2010

Buddy Fucker

In military lingo, also a "Bravo Foxtrot."

Sergeant: "I outrank you, so I'll put myself in for the one weekend pass."
Private: "Roger that, Bravo Foxtrot."
Sergeant: "Huh?"
Private: "Buddy Fucker, ya'deuche!"

by Tom Bosch April 15, 2006