Florida's Natural Fruit Nuggets

God's best creation. Small dried fruit cubes in the form of juicy goodness.

Erin: "What are those?"
Ruta: "Florida's Natural Fruit Nuggets. They're God's greatest creation."

by aceraceracer April 25, 2009

fruit salad

1. a mixture of household and prescription medicines (supposedly teenagers illicitly use them to become intoxicated)

2. the ribbons and and badges worn with a military uniform by solders of higher ranks

Don't go to the party just for the fruit salad. You don't know what's in it.

by The Return of LightJoker May 1, 2010

Fruit Of The Loom

"Fruit of the Loom". Is an old company, that borrowed part of the phrase from the biblical term of "fruit of the womb", which refers to a child or children.

The word play change to "Loom" was to reflect the woven textile product that underwear is made from.

I could speculate that the founder was symbolically implying that their underwear held the genitalia necessary for children to exist. This is just my take on it, since it seems meaningless and strange otherwise.

I only purchase and wear "Fruit Of The Loom" brand underwear.

by Here's The Answer October 12, 2011

forbidden fruit

something that is attractive because it is denied to one (From the Garden of Eden in the bible.)

That website is my forbidden fruit.

by Light Joker June 5, 2005

fruit roll up

when your nut sack sticks to your leg and you have to peel it off like a fruit roll up

Man, it was 97 degrees out today and had the worst case of fruit roll up

by JtothemuthafuckinB October 30, 2007

Fruit-fucker 2000

A small automatic device used for the erotic juicing of various fruit.
Orginally promoted by Penny-Arcade.

Hot damn! My Fruit-fucker 2000! With enhanced feed reamer and pulp ejection! Let the juicing begin!

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

fruitility

n. / adj. The combination of the words 'futility' and 'fruitless'. Something that is pointless in the extreme; frivolous.

Despite repeated attempts over the years, his effort to perform felatio on himself was an excercise in fruitility.

by Stanky July 13, 2006