Southern Front

Reference to the male genitalia, in the context of him "getting some".

"Yo Broski, how are things treatin' you on the southern front?"
"Great man, I just got some ass last night!"

or

"Things are quiet on the southern front."
"Ah, in a dryspell, eh?"

by the master-debater [good at arguing or stutter, you decide] February 26, 2008

front stunt

An erection.

Portia gives me a serious front stunt when she bends over like that!

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

Front Crack

Another humorous way of saying vagina. Used in light-hearted way,and always good for a laugh or two.

Im gonna kick you in the front crack!

by J Watts November 26, 2006

front wiper

Typically an unintelligent male with a muscular structure so massive and inflexible that it prevents them from wiping his ass from behind.

He's such a front wiper that I bet his balls have stalactites.

by The Challenge May 15, 2009

Cold Front

When someone looks hot from the back but ugly from the front.

As I was driving down the street I noticed a hot ass walking on the sidewalk. After I passed and checked in the rearview mirror I noticed that she was just a cold front.

by troysccr04 March 8, 2011

front yard

A euphamism for secondary female sex characteristics, or pussy hair. Also see back yard.

Honey, keep that front yard in check, or you won't be getting any more head from this gaucho.

by Vagitarian December 12, 2003

front to back

The area in which a female's pubic hair Travels, covering the whole area.

Bnad: Yo, Son, this girl had front to back man! Her hair went from her pussy all the way to her ass!

PTO: We need to rap about that.

by PTO/BNAD April 2, 2007