free footer

A person who does not use cruise control on the highway. They accelerate and decelerate, passing and having to be passed repeatedly over the course of several miles.

I have to hit my brake again, because that free footer just merged in front of me for the fourteenth time.

by DarkStarScott September 24, 2015

curry forker

Simply put curry on a fork (spicy works best) and shove it up your asshole

Ben!! Don't do the curry forker Infront of your mother you bumder

by Bumder69 June 18, 2016

mortar focker

Someone that mixes and brings mortar to the installers.

That guy is the mortar focker.

by Seanieboobear December 30, 2016

Bird Fooder

A container designed to be filled with bird seed to feed wild birds; A phrase commonly used by people of northern Ontario that the idjits in Fennlon Falls know nothing about

"Oh go fill up the bird fooder the chickadees are back"

by Birdfooders4lyfe April 2, 2017

shoken frooker

A state of paralysis that occurs in the left brain of a dumb ass hoe upon their first visual encounter with BTS' Jeon Jungkook. It is caused by a combination of shock, awe, and general jungshooken-ness, and can last up to 2089087685487345602943 hours. Symptoms include wide-eyed staring and/or rapid blinking, repetitions of the word "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" and a slackness of jaw which may result in drool. It is simply known as the Jungshook Effect when it happens to straight males and homosexual females, but the added layer of confusion resulting in left brain paralysis is what makes Shoken Frooker specific to the dumb ass hoe subset. Snapping out of it will inevitably result in the victim asking "wtf? You got me jungshook." but it is best if you wait a few hours to let their system recover before exposing him to the maknae again. Just tell the dumb ass hoe you'll explain later.

My dumb, bitch friend was shoken frooker for 12 centuries. We missed our lives.

by AandH.? May 31, 2018

bott foker

A bott foker is a person who is really stupid. They are a bott at everything they do. They literally have no common sense. Everything they do doesn't make sense. Bott fokers are literal dumbasses. They think they're all smart and cool but they're not.

Person 1: "Ayo Justin arent you a bott foker?"
Person 2: "Yeah, are you Justin?"

Person 1: "Hell yeah he is a bott foker!"

by c2shmexyy March 14, 2019

18-footer

18-footer is when something is very long.

person 1: "Did you see his dick"
person 2: "ya it was like an 18-footer!"

by jyrehyt April 22, 2020