flabberjiggled

something that is more than flabbergasting- something so utterly odd that it made your brain jiggle wrong.

Man 1: Man, that guy's outfit flabberjiggled me.
Man 2: Same man

by Pixomot July 15, 2024

flabbergasted

when something is really dumb, you just cant say one thing

(guy 1 shows a picture of tari from meta runner)
(guy 2 is flabbergasted)

by oneshotnikoafterbeer October 1, 2023

Flabbergasted

A word to show how shocked you are, also great for describing things in a funny way.

I was flabbergasted by that weird hippopotamus!

by Burnt Toast :| November 1, 2023

flabberhouse

When a house is flabbergasted

My house was so flabberhoused when I burned it down

by Leiru January 10, 2024

Flabbergasted

Blowing your pants apart by farting.

Reference: A Matt Rose video.

“My school banned that word flabbergasted because they thought it meant you blew your pants apart by farting”

by VantaBlack526 January 12, 2024

flabbergastium

a mixture of cocaine, heroin, and horseraddish.

I fed the flabbergastium to my cat

by flabbergasted person January 24, 2024

flabbergastium

a mix of crack, horseradish, and meth.

he on the flabbergastium, he aint' makin' no fuckin' sense

by Sgt. Shoetfurst January 26, 2024