Git-fiddle 

A name for a guitar, resulting from arguments over the proper pronunciation.

May also refer to a bass guitar played with a bow typically used on non-electric double-basses.

"GIT-tar! - Guh-TAR! - It's a git-fiddle, shut up."


"Havin' fun flailing on your git-fiddle, there?"


The instrumental combination played by musicians such as Chris Wood of Medeski, Martin, and Wood.

Git-fiddle by Tenth Speed Writer August 9, 2008

flying fiddlers fuck 

an add on to i dont give a fuck

i dont give a flying fiddlers fuck if its bad week i want sex

flying fiddlers fuck by duff_paddy_69 May 30, 2009

A Fiddle of Paedophiles 

The colloquial term for a group of paedophiles.

The alarm was raised when a fiddle of Paedophiles attempted to enter Alton Towers during the school holidays.

A Fiddle of Paedophiles by Thefirstboyscout June 18, 2014

who who and the fiddle do 

a generic term for any southern band with a certain folk sound

Charlie Daniel's Band

who who and the fiddle do by mavman July 18, 2008

Fiddlefuck 

a. To mess ("up", or "around")

b. Foreplay

c. Variant of "fiddlestick", which is a substitute of the word "fuck" - used as an exclamation

You make your own damn example, I have no time to fiddlefuck...

except with my boyfriend >:3

Fiddlefuck by Will Shakes March 21, 2009

Play the fiddle 

When a guy rubs his cock on the pussy lips of a girl but doesn't penetrate. Teen age form of birth control

I didn't have a condom and I didn't want ot knock her up so we just played the fiddle.

Play the fiddle by Stan April 12, 2006

Fiddlers fart funnel 

The act of wearing a full face gas mask with a tube running into the anus of your lover and wearing it all day while they fart down the tube

Yo did you hear? Johnny did a fiddlers fart funnel with alex last night

Fiddlers fart funnel by Deanwinchesterton November 28, 2018