Fart

The best or the worst thing ever.imagine you have been constipated and all the sudden you let out a great big fart and you can go do your business.or the worst thing ever for example your sitting at work and right next to your crush you think it will be a small and silent toot but it turns out to be the biggest fart ever.

Good:omg dude I had been holding in a fart all day omg finally *let's out fart*

Bad:*in mind* ok your at a business meeting sitting next to your crush dont mess this up,shoot I've got to fart itll be fine it should be small *let's out a giant fart*

by Polar_artzalot on youtube go s July 20, 2019

Fart

when you fart, your poop is evaporating

when you're about to poop, but you fart.

by Albino Child. December 13, 2011

Fart

“I didn’t fart,air just came out of my butt”
-ADRIEL SANCHEZ

Adriel farted in class today it stank up the room that’s nasty it smelled like a whole fat shit

by David_be_packing_15inches March 2, 2020

Fart

When there is a tingly sensation in your butt, and air goes through your poo and out your butthole , which produces as smelly air.

I have to fart

by 1234abc5d May 8, 2009

Fart

The agonized cry of an imprisoned turd.

Did you fart? No, that was the agonized cry of an imprisoned turd.

by Catskill549 June 3, 2012

Fart

A fart is a beautiful piece of gas that rollercoasters out of your ass. A fart is the best type of gas and shows huge respect in people who smell it. Unfortunately, people hate this oxygen/life saver. SO whoever hates your fart, push them out of a window.

An Urban Dictionary user: *farts* Ahhhhh! I feel better now!
Roblox friend: Wow mate, your farts are the best!
Fortnite enemy: EWWWWWWWWW-
An Urban Dictionary user: *pushes Fortnite enemy out of a window and into the river in Lego City*

by hARded2000 February 24, 2020

FART

1. Stinking, ass scented methane which you repel from your rectal breach.
2. acronym- Frequency Actuated Rectal Tremor

I thought I had to take a shit, but when I sat on the porcelain god, all that came out was a Hiroshima destroying fart.

by Ass-Blaster October 15, 2006