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Fart

An invisible piece of dust that floats out of your butt hole. (Poop pushes out fart which causes this to stink)
The butthole and the poop make this happen. (Fart)
by Claire cx March 12, 2015
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The fart is a result of compounds breaking down Poop through alchemical process into vapor, resulting in said vapor escaping the o-ring seal, of the human combustion system, resulting in olfactory retrieval of Poop
by Dante925 September 24, 2011
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A Fart is loud & gregarious. Others are sometimes annoyed by him. He is funny & everyone knows his opinion. A Fart is focused & tenacious. He enjoys his sport but doesn't like interruptions. He is a box checker & doesn't allow things to linger. Watch him if you want to see something get done! 37% males; 4% incorrectly assume they are Farts.

Duffers & Farts are male. Muffers & Cakes are female. Easy to determine regardless of the age but they technically need to be 60 to qualify for title.
That Fart really likes his pancakes a certain way doesn't he? Don't mess with that ole dude!
by eatrawstayhealthy December 7, 2011
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1- the word "Bartes" with an f instead of a b.
2- know it all with a little bitchiness on the side (best used as insult by adding to end of first name)
you- can i copy your spanish?
girl- uhm, like no?
you- *mumbles* stupid girlfartes.
by chelsea&deven April 29, 2008
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A large explosion of stank in the universe causing a great black hole
Boy 1: I farted in math class we all died
Boy 2:*dead*
by Bananamarishkahogata November 7, 2015
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A toxic green cloud of a disgusting smell usually from your friends to publish you
Kyle: farts**
Mike:AYYY I KNOW THAT FART FROM ANYWHERE, what's up Kyle, also what did I do to you stop punishing me
by Oof_Llama1105 February 23, 2019
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The soft cry of the turd trapped — inside of you trying to escape. —Often leaves a smell of what u recently have eaten mixed with the smell of your trapped turd baby
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My fart smelled so bad that my sister insisted on taking me to the doctor to get checked out.
by A random, unknown person October 25, 2017
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