Fap Bait

A chick that is good for nothing but turning guys on.

Guy1: That iJustine is totally hot but dumber than shit.
Guy2: yeap. Total fap bait.

by ZeroDaycgy-ca August 2, 2009

Fetty Fap

When you bust a nut in her left eye, and she goes blind.

Last night my girlfriend came over and she was sucking my dick, and when I was about to cum, I pulled it out, and shot it in her left eye, I had to Fetty Fap into her eye.

by Fwoodcox June 6, 2016

Fap Olympics

An entire summer of Fapping because you ain't got shit to do, and you're single :(

Hey dude, how'd you spend your summer?

Ummm... Fap Olympics '09.

Looooooool! that sucks bro.

by MagnusVeidt September 20, 2013

Facebook Fap

The act of masturbating to pictures of people that are posted on Facebook. This includes profile pictures, tags, videos and everything of that nature.

Jeff - "Yo, what'd you get up to last night?"
Scott - "Facebook fapped to Shauna...."
Jeff - "Dude, that's just plain wrong."

by Pneisme September 30, 2010

Fap-Attack

The act of be able to think of nothing but fapping, and having the need to fap immediately. Often caused by not fapping over a long period time, or viewing viewing a fap-tastic sight.

Beau had a massive Fap-Attack when he saw that chick because he hadnt fapped in hours.

by LocsOnly January 10, 2010

fap weed

Someone being faggy (lame), never down to do something

I really wanted to sword fight marquisha is the bathroom, but he was being a complete fap weed

by Elite1227 February 23, 2018

fap shaft

a penis

Nick was stressed after a long day, so he used his fap shaft to blow off some steam.

by TheBirdofKolo September 9, 2013