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election dejection

what you feel when your party/candidates didn't win
being a liberal is SC is a lesson in election dejection
by moonmade November 3, 2010
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Sports Erection

A person who gets an erection from playing or watching sports.
Dude, that guys such a sports erection. He's getting hard over the Man-U game.
by TheMullenia August 19, 2011
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The Erection of Gru

Gru has never gotten an erection (even during the act of stuffing), but it is prophesied in the scriptures that when he does, a shockwave will be sent across the earth, a cataclysmic event.
The moment the erection of Gru started, everyone knew the world as they knew it was over.
by Fiishy December 15, 2021
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election season

1. a condition every two to four years wherein road work suddenly appear, posters are made of hints and advertisements talk about the good works of self-appointed noble people who want to be appointed
What's up with all the asphalt on the roads? Oh it's election season.
by filipos May 25, 2009
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sexecution

Woman (or man) on their knees, execution style, recieves a hot load to the back of the head.
The force blew her on her face the first time I gave her a sexecution.
by Joebong May 9, 2005
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erection ratio

The comparison in length of one's erect penis to their non-erect penis. Expressed the same as mathematic ratios (i.e. 4:1 or 4 to 1).
Hey Roberto, my wife says my erection ratio of 2 to 1 just doesn't satisfy her needs.
by Gary Coleman IV April 10, 2008
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