Ethan

Ethan is very sweet, caring, and loving. He has had a lot of girlfriends but that's because they always broke up with him. He would never hurt his girlfriend. He has very soft lips, with smooth, soft, and clear face. He always texts his girl every day <3. He would beat up his girls ex-boyfriend if he talked bad about her. He knows how to dance, he loves MJ. And his a little shorter then every one else. But oh well :)

I love you Ethan- Kitty

Gf:(thouching his face)
Ethan: hahaha, I guess you like my face?
Gf: yeah! It's so soft

Gfs ex: ewwww, shes so fat and ugly!
Ethan: shut the f**k up, or I will put you head up your ass.

Gfs ex: haha, yeah right! She looks like something from hell.
Ethan: that's it (beats up gfs ex)

by MissEPBlover August 5, 2011

ethan

a pushover but he tries

Ethan no.

by hellolife June 10, 2018

Ethan

the sexy man on earth

Ethan and me we had sex

by c ronaldo March 23, 2010

Ethan

gay

Ethan you're gay

by Speaula June 11, 2018

Ethan and Ava

This couple is #goals, they're the perfect mix of cute and gross. If you ever hang out with them, you will find yourself disgusted but also jealous. You hope this couple never breaks up, because if they do then you will become very sad. They're always telling each other that they love each other and will do anything to stay together.

Girl: Is that a picture of you and your girlfriend kissing?
Guy: Yeah...
Girl: That's gross but also extremely cute.
Guy: I know, we're such an Ethan and Ava couple, aren't we?

by ThatOneTheatreKid January 31, 2017

Ethan

A type of egg which sleeps during class and other important things

Normal way (pass me an egg) new way (pass me an ethan)

by A egg February 7, 2019

Ethan

A man who cares about the feelings of girls, enjoys the cowgirl position, wants to travel the world, his favorite colour is typically blue, he loves Canada and hockey, hates the Patriots, and buys his girlfriend Vera Bradley things.

"Wow, that's a cute Vera Bradley wallet. Where'd you get it?"
"Ethan bought it for me."
"Ohh, how typical of him!"

by Squirtleee January 25, 2010