cake-eater

Supposedly dubbed by Marie Antoinette during the French Revolution. When citizens complained to her that the peasants were starving and that she should give them bread, she replied, "Let them eat cake!"

It is now used as a nickname for all people who live in Edina, MN. Although meant to be an insult (for the dominantely white, rich, and stuck-up high school), many students from Edina now take pride in it. Example: An Edina sports shirt that read, "Cake: Breakfast of Champions"

This term is most well known by its reference to Edina native Adam Banks in "The Mighty Ducks."

Stupid cake-eaters, I hate them all!

by MN Native February 14, 2006

Salad Eaters

At least in death, they can act as damned good fertilizer...

Shrub Patrol 1: DEATH TO THE SALAD EATERS!!!
Shrub Patrol 2:AHA!! DEATH TO THE SALAD EATERS!!

by The Midden Shrub Patrol December 10, 2010

Enterprise

The space vessel ("Starship") which serves as the main setting for the television and movie series Star Trek. Within Star Trek canon there have been 7 "Starships" with that designation: NX-01, NCC-1701 A-E, and the original NCC-1701 ("No bloody A, B, C or D").

Kirk to Picard: "A bit of advice: Don't let them promote you, don't let them retire you, don't let them do anything to take you off the bridge of (the Enterprise)".
- Star Trek Generations

by Hudson_22 June 23, 2003

crayon eater

(noun) A "special" person. It means basically the same thing as Window Licker.

Don't do that, you effin' crayon eater!
or
The sky is not green, you crayon eater!

by E wanting O August 12, 2011

Snake Eater

1. Nickname given to Special Forces, because they can survive in the wilderness by eating, you geussed it, snakes.

2. Subtitle of Metal Gear Solid 3, a video game about the original snake eater, Naked Snake.

You can eat snakes in Snake Eater!

by JakeStar April 25, 2005

jam eaters

Initially a term of abuse, because some local miners were too poor to put meat in their sandwiches. Now a term of solidarity for the people of West Cumbria, especially the inhabitants of Whitehaven and Workington.

We're jam eaters and proud of it!
Are you a jam eater? (West Cumbrian)
Jam eaters against the rest.

by marra's marra's marra July 7, 2009

enternet

Very slow Internet. Slow Internet becomes Ent-ernet - with reference to the Ents of Middle Earth in the Lord of the Rings Trilogy by JRR Tolkien. When it seems like you've been sitting waiting for ages and your device hasn't even said Good Morning to the server - then you are on the Enternet! See below:
Merry: It's been going for hours.

Pippin: They must have decided something by now.

Treebeard: Decided? No, we have just finished saying "Good Morning".

Merry: But it's night time already! You can't take forever!

Treebeard: Now, don't be hasty, master Merriadoc.

Merry: We're running out of time!

This connection is so slow it looks like we'll be surfing the Enternet today!

by Enternetter November 11, 2014