Electric Hammer

When a males appendage gives an electric shock to his partner. Typically after walking to the toilet in socks with morning wood.

Rise and shine <3

My girlfriend won't talk to me since I gave her the Electric Hammer this morning.

by Paddle Humper July 24, 2016

Electric squirrel

A squirrel that is electrified on a wire. This usually indicates that the squirrel is stupid or unlucky. Calling someone an electric squirrel can cause pain that lasts decades.

I was so mad at my brother that I called him an electric squirrel.

by BeachTSLwater September 16, 2018

static electric penis

Static Electric Penis is a penis that is charged with static electrity and when in close proximity to a grounding opportunity(another person) the charge will arc from the penis to the grounding source(other person) with a electric spark and audible crack.

The best enviroment to charge a static electric penis is during the winter. A radiator heating system and carpeting are key. Flannel pj's are effective in building and storing the charge. Be sure they rub against the carpet while shuffling your feet.

You can do this over and over. You can create sizable sparks.

My girlfriend stopped over last night. I had on the flannel pj's she gave me. I shuffled into the bedroom. I pulled out my STATIC ELECTRIC PENIS and craaaaack. She let out a few choice words. The spark had to be half of an inch. So, I shuffled around and shocked her again.

by jcustomcue January 8, 2014

New Flyer Industries Electric Trolleybus E40LFR with a Škoda 19 ML 3550 K/4 Motor and a Lumitator Horizon LED Destination Sign set at 16 ARBUTUS

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Spoiler: "Tag a friend and if they dont respond um minute they owe you a New Flyer Industries Electric Trolleybus E40LFR with a Škoda 19 ML 3550 K/4 Motor and a Lumitator Horizon LED Destination Sign set at 16 ARBUTUS"

by zenvio January 11, 2022

the electric bill

all the credit for this one goes to my boy jon. when your gettin a girl from behind and your about to blow a load you make the girl stick her tongue in a light socket so it zaps your dong.

tapping her pus-pus was boring till she gave me the electric bill.

by green onion January 15, 2009

electric six

an american disco-rock band from detriot that specialise in makeing weak people feel sick, those of us who can withstand are able to prasie them for a good effort

you, i wanna take you to a meat farm, wanna take you to a meat farm wanna take you to a meat farm,meat farm, meat farm, meat farm...... raaaaaaaaaaa

by phill January 18, 2004

electric soldier porygon

The only pokemon that ever used a move that actually caused an effect =

Electric soldier porygon, CONFUSE RAY!!

(hundreds of kids having epilepsy...)

by masterkamon842 October 8, 2008