Eastern time faggot

A mentally challenged individual who announces dates before everyone else because he lives in the eastern time zone. The dumbass thinks it’s cute when really it’s akin to peeing in ones own mouth

Happy birthday, mark!

We live in central time, his birthday is in an hour you eastern time faggot

by SpaceKingKong October 29, 2019

Easterween

When pandemics prevent contact with loved ones, major holidays may be combined. Easterween blends the best of the Easter & Halloween Holiday traditions.

Please come by for Easterween, make sure to dress in a ghoulish costume & bring an easter basket to retrieve hidden eggs & free candy.

by immelinda October 30, 2020

eastern university

a small, Christian university on Philadelphia's Main Line. Students that attend Eastern are either hard-core Christians, athletes, alcoholics or are both athletes and alcoholics. You'll meet your best friends here but will also meet psychopaths too. While attending EU you will either develop a fear of geese or will chase them across campus. You also might begin to develop a superiority complex if you start to attend Christian things (aka Wednesday Night Worship). Overall pretty liberal as far as Christian schools go but living in the dorms is a lot like living with your parents. Open door policy & no alcohol. But, given the fact there are 5 liquor stores within 5 miles of EU, a nice backpack will get you past the RAs who could not give less of a fuck and are probably drunk themselves. Since Villanova is 10 minutes away a lot of EU students also self-identify as Nova basketball fans even though they have no fucking clue what the rules are.

"I go to Eastern University." "Where the heck is that?" "Oh, it's on the Main Line. I basically go to Villanova. #GoCats"

by average christian December 16, 2020

estermating

The act of making sexual noises in a non sexual situation.

Lisa kept estermating during her final exam at Boston College.

Jim was overheard estermating in the library and was expelled.

by Pickled Sasquatch February 9, 2021

Ester

Ester means the hottest person. She’s a bad bleep in bad even as a bottom. Even thought she’s a wifematerial she can play. Ester always have a bomb body. They are mostly earth signs. Ester’s mostly are super ironic and sarcastic in a funny way. Ester’s always have a good comback. If you have an Ester you are blessed

- I heard u had fun with an Ester last night.

-Yeah she’s a badass

by Yo Shindo April 13, 2021

Eastern Spy

This is when someone speaks a different slavic language when they are in Russia, and acts like they are not Russian but are acting like another Slavic culture other than Russia.

An Eastern Spy can be like when they start saying "привіт" to someone in Russia or responding with "Так", when asked a question in Russian.

by Barlock89 June 13, 2021

emster

a word emi made up but now realised actually means something

Emi: "Hey, look at this cool word I made up, emster!"

p1: "That means emo hipster"
Emi: "oh."

by emiemster August 29, 2021