Definitions by SpaceKingKong

Eastern time faggot 

A mentally challenged individual who announces dates before everyone else because he lives in the eastern time zone. The dumbass thinks it’s cute when really it’s akin to peeing in ones own mouth

Happy birthday, mark!

We live in central time, his birthday is in an hour you eastern time faggot

Eastern time faggot by SpaceKingKong October 29, 2019