When someone comes out of the bathroom and sees you for the first time of the night, feels the need to be polite and shakes your hand. The problem is it's completey dry. It should still be slightly wet from the washing process. You just got dry handed!
It was a tough night at work. I hung out too close to the the restroom and got dry handed three times. Thank God I brought my Purell.
by Orange Mullet January 13, 2007
1. To go for a long period of time without something. This usually refers to illegal narcotics, but can also refer to sex, food, or water.
2. The period of time in which no illegal narcotics can be found inside of a particular area.
2. The period of time in which no illegal narcotics can be found inside of a particular area.
1. The Mayans had a long dry spell in which many of its people died from lack of food.
2. "There has been a dry spell in the area; I haven't had my heroin fix in a long time."
2. "There has been a dry spell in the area; I haven't had my heroin fix in a long time."
by Anynms November 07, 2007
Your standard issue fart. There are no offending ass juices that escape when you release the noxious gas.
by Vinz Clortho April 07, 2008
The opposite of a wet Willy. It is when you stick your finger in your ear getting covered in wax and shoving it in someone's mouth
by PapaPeedee November 27, 2017
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