Douche cabinet

What else could a douche cabinet possible be, besides a big pussy that stores a lot of douche
Hey carl! Did you hear about Emily!? I heard her "douche cabinet" could hold a model train.
by Fastcracka January 11, 2017
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Detective Douche

Nickname for Daniel Espinoza in the Netflix show Lucifer. Mostly used in season one before Sir Douche learned to stop being such a.....well, douche!
“Has something happened? I’m guessing by the looks of it, with Dan, perhaps?” “You mean detective douche?” “Well, of course I mean that but the real question is why do you mean that?”
by belle_andthebeast December 08, 2020
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douche-band

A tattoo shaped in a band around a man's bicep - usually of Celtic, tribal or barbed-wire design. It is considered the bro equivalent of a tramp-stamp.
I couldn't believe it when Ted took his shirt off - he had a douche-band right there on his bicep!
by TiffanyX October 05, 2010
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Douche Beacon

A person, usually female, that only attracts douchey men. Quite like a light house brings in ships from storms.
Man, that chick is really cool but she is such a douche beacon.

Guy 1: Why does that chick stay single all of the time, she's really cool.

Guy 2: She knows that she's a douche beacon, she has completely given up on dating.
by Wittless September 30, 2014
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Douche wagon

A person being such a large douche the word "douche bag" does not do them justice. This, however, is not nearly as large as a douche silo.
Man, he is being an extreme douche today! Like a douche wagon!
by Mrs strawberry shortcake November 10, 2011
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Douche Torch

A laser pointer used by someone who brings it to a party to show off as it gets dark
Spence-dawg shot his douche torch into the sky but no one could see it beyond the porch.
by redtenor May 30, 2011
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douche

Its proper definition of douche is the introduction of of a fluid into the vagina for medical or hygienic reasons. Not being an enjoyable process, its derivatives are usually meant to insult. Terms such as shower pocket, douchebag, d-bag, DB, doucherama, doucher, douche turd, douchington, or simply douche are not uncommon.
"that cop gave me a ticket for only going 5mph over the limit, what a douche!"

"I'm trying to impress these people I'm taking you to meet, so don't be a d-bag or anything, ok?"
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