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The tattoo-printed and often rhinestone-bedazzled clothes that douchebags wear. Most often it is t-shirts but it can be almost anything. These clothes make weeding through the douchebags in public much less challenging. Thankfully, douchebag has already been well-defined on urban dictionary :)
Ed Hardy is soooo played out but I kinda like it because it's a great douchebag-flag.
by GcupBitch June 2, 2011
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Douchebagery

adj.; the act, actions, or status of being a "douchebag"
Tim was being such a jerk, that I couldn't stand his "douchebagery" anymore and I punched him in the head.
by Josh Meyer May 6, 2006
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Douchebag

Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confuzed with douche. A.K.A Roman
G: Roman keeps telling his friends all this stuff, and now he's threatning you.
J: Omg, he is such a douchebag.
by JF...G...is...Bestie September 23, 2017
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Douchebaggery

Did you see Kanye West on the VMAs? That was some real douchebaggery!
by Blackcat16 March 8, 2010
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douchebank

A male who expresses his feelings in closed quarters through poetry, crying, and the like, but in social situations must act like a manly man in order not to become ostracized.
Chris: I'll pwn your ass (the group laughs)

Jon Ray: Don't you have any cock sucking to do you dirty douchebank?

(Later that night Chris will reflect on this situation and express his feeling artistically, whether it would be in the shape of a poem or writing a song)
by Kevin M from Southie February 27, 2007
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douchebagovna

1: a name given to any female of the Russian community that exhibits douche bag tendencies. Whether this may refer to the expressions on her face, or her poor attempts at social interaction- or rather her poor attempts at getting herself dressed properly in the morning, all constitute the true essence of a DOUCHEBAGOVNA.
"Yulia is such a douchebagovna".
by douchebagovna August 4, 2009
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Douchebarge

A means of nautical conveyance for someone who is so overwhelmingly douchy that their douchiness requires a fucking barge to get from point a-to-point-wherever-the-fuck-else.

The word of the year for 2011 and 2010 (retroactively).
OMG! I hooked-up with John Mayer after his show last night and instead of fucking me all he did was eat my ass for an hour! I'm chapped as fuck! What a DOUCHEBARGE!
by Kitchy-koo January 16, 2011
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