A self-absorbed person who could care less about anyone else. Many people have at least one friend who fits this description. Someone you can never count on but expects you to be there when needed. Douche bags tend to have girlfriends that cheat on them. If you ever decide to grill by the pool, he's the guy that shows up with a single unseasoned steak and half a bag of chips. He then proceeds to eat all of your food and drink your beer. If you're having a party, he's the guy that shows up with a 6-pack and proceeds to drink everyones alcohol. If one of your close friends has an attractive girlfriend, he's the guy that sends her creepy texts and tries to get her alone without your friend knowing.
Douche bags usually drive an H3 and blare loud rap music with their windows down. Sometimes they tend to be creepy and socially awkward around so-called friends. Usually, if a douche bag has a girlfriend, she will constantly call you and all your friends for sex. This is because douche bags have no real game and can only pull xanax eating tricks that love sleeping around.
Douche bags usually drive an H3 and blare loud rap music with their windows down. Sometimes they tend to be creepy and socially awkward around so-called friends. Usually, if a douche bag has a girlfriend, she will constantly call you and all your friends for sex. This is because douche bags have no real game and can only pull xanax eating tricks that love sleeping around.
Why do we even invite that guy over anymore? He never contributes and just talks about himself. What a douche bag!
by Giggles Mgee June 23, 2010
Get the Douche Bagmug. (usage on the North Shore of Massachusetts). 1. A whore or slut. 2. A woman with a reputation for sleeping around.
by Bennyp7 January 23, 2009
Get the Douche Bagmug. by lemon stat man May 10, 2009
Get the Douche Bagmug. A term that is used to define the actions/outbursts of a first year Creative Communications student.
90% of the time this word is used in a playful manner.
90% of the time this word is used in a playful manner.
God Conor, you are being such a douche bag.
Wow, that Ezra Ginsburg can be such a D bag sometimes.
We will impeach that douche bag class rep. Impeach the D Bag Conor Lloyd.
Wow, that Ezra Ginsburg can be such a D bag sometimes.
We will impeach that douche bag class rep. Impeach the D Bag Conor Lloyd.
by Conor Lloyd June 11, 2008
Get the Douche Bagmug. A douche bag is:
A some thing a prostitue or any women uses to clean out their vagina after un protected sex.
B some one who is generaly not a very nice person and is nasty to every one around them. Generaly applied to guys but girls count as well.
A some thing a prostitue or any women uses to clean out their vagina after un protected sex.
B some one who is generaly not a very nice person and is nasty to every one around them. Generaly applied to guys but girls count as well.
Eww is that a douche bag.
by Finnerty May 27, 2010
Get the Douche bagmug. A douche bag has the typical douche bad faux-hawk, of course. He tries to impress everyone with a large vocabulary of words, and he also thinks that because of this he is better than everyone else. He is the most metrosexual male you will ever meet, and he claims that he ISN'T GAY. Nothing wrong with being gay, boys. Just come out with it already. He also has only one goal: get into as many girl's pants as possible.
Girl #1: Dude, that guy is SUCH a douche bag.
Girl #2: The one over there with the faux-hawk and the v-neck tank top?
Girl #1: Yes! He tried to impress me by bragging about his large endowment, which supposedly runs in the family.
Girl #2: What a douche. Smh.
Girl #2: The one over there with the faux-hawk and the v-neck tank top?
Girl #1: Yes! He tried to impress me by bragging about his large endowment, which supposedly runs in the family.
Girl #2: What a douche. Smh.
by LaineAnn June 21, 2011
Get the Douche Bagmug. by frank December 14, 2004
Get the Douche bagmug.