Dickmouse

A person known for eating Fromunda Cheese

This girl is such a Dickmouse! She just went down on me, and I haven't showered in three days!

by (Zer0) March 15, 2011

diamond certified

When one's nipples are so hard due to the cold (or otherwise :)) and are so hard they could cut a diamond.

*gets splashed with cold water* I am now diamond certified.

by NotSikkiTephens December 12, 2013

Dickmolished

When two people are playing ping pong and a hit strikes one of the players in the dick

Dude, jimmy lost in ping pong last night after he got dickmolished by sandra

by @mickyminaj July 18, 2015

Diamond Pickaxe

The best Pickaxe from the famous game Minecraft.

Players of Minecraft use this Pickaxe for Mining.
But the Diamond Pickaxe is a little bit Slower than the Gold Pickaxe.

by TheCobaltCrafter August 22, 2017

Diamond Fiveosis

The inability to be a decent person even when faced with good fortune.

I am diagnosed with Diamond Fiveosis. The doctors told my parents no matter how much sex, money or fame I acquire, there is no way to stop being a loser for me. Faced with such a serious ailment, I find myself caught in a paradox. I am a loser physiologically, like all of you, but incapable of asking for your help dealing with it, because none of you are coaches , players or high elo.

by midder February 17, 2018

Dicko Detacho

An insult to call someone if their being a dick. Their dick must have been detached using the force

Person 1: hey your mom's a prostitute
Person 2: is your Dicko Detacho?
Person 1: ight imma kill you now.

by MKmac February 22, 2020

Diccolo

a flute for your penis

i used the diccolo to charm women .

by brother x2 May 16, 2021