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king of derp

an award given to the person best at derping in every way. derp faces, derp songs, derping pictures, just a plain old derptastic person. similar to homecoming king, king of derp receives a staff with a derp face carved on the end, and a crown that says DERP. the award came about in spring of 2011 and is currently held by a high school sophmore in the Pacific Palisades area of Los Angeles, CA, named Michael. nominees will be picked in january, and voting in the palisades will take place on April 29th, 2012, against any nominees, and michael for re-election.
"Hey have you heard of that michael guy?"
"Oh yeah the current king of derp!"
"yeah thats him"
"what a derptastic person
by theanswerman147 October 18, 2011
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herp derp

A state of being ridiculously high off of marijuana so much so that you see shimmering and may hallucinate. Can be used simply to express being very high though.
Can be shortened to HD for use in code.
by babslovesbeinhd November 6, 2010
mugGet the herp derpmug.

Derp

Josh Micheal Guarasci OWNS THE WORD DERP AND I GIVE CARLOS COLANGELO AND JASON DOUCETTE PERMISSION TO SAY THIS WORD!!!!!!! DERP HERP HERPA DERPA WERP DERPA WERP A HERPA!!!
by JOSH OWNS DERP!! November 29, 2011
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Herp Derping

The act of ejaculating onto a plant, and then giving it to someone as a meal.
Man-"Last night I saw Jim herp on a plant, and later his wife was derping it!"

WomanA-"I love herp derping!"
WomanB-"Me too! It's so tasty!"
by CaptainYuri April 24, 2011
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Herp-a-derp

A skank.
Someone who gets around.
A girl with a very slutty background.
Herp-a-derp=girl with herpes or high possibility of having them!
Destiny is a herp-a-derp because she screwed everyone she dates.

Destiny is a herp-a-derp because she flirts with everyone and lets boys get a feel on without giving a crap.

Herp-a....derp!
by ArkansasHippie. November 16, 2011
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ba-derp

(n) a person that represents qualities of misfortune for the time being. Someone who needs to be called out on their actions; for they are negatively affecting others or they are funny. It can also be used as a tearm of endearment.
Why did you eat my pie you ba-derp!

Nice going you ba-derp, we could have been rich!
by Mr. Ba-derp October 21, 2011
mugGet the ba-derpmug.

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