Derrick

A gayboi that plays too much fortnite with his bf teddick.also derrick is almost always gay.

Dang look at that gayboi!
Yeah, thats derrick.

by Patrino June 9, 2020

Derik

(warning this is just a joke to punk my friend)
Derik is the type of retard and disappointment who calls his dad papa skinny small and stupid. His father killed the mother because she ate the butter out of the fridge.

Derik: Papa your stupid!
Papa: Ree
Derik:haha
Papa: Throw him to the boat.
Reporter: Derik dumbo has been eating by sharks because his dad covered him in meat and tied him up then chucked him off a boat. No one will miss him cause he reacted everything someone said and took credit for it. So tonight join the parade to celebrate the death of Derik dumbo 7:00pm during the gold coast show.

by papaisthebestandderiksucks September 12, 2020

Blaine Derrick

Blaine Derrick means a big simp

Your a Blaine Derrick

by Zak47884 October 9, 2020

derrick mortel

Derrick (meaning manly and cooool) Mortel (meaning God like, Unbelievable power)

you're totaly DERRICK MORTEL!

by awesome April 4, 2005

Oil Derrick

This sexual act involves a blumpkin, or any variation there of, where the receiver of the blowjob is simultaneously chewing tobacco and spitting it freely.

This chick was so nasty last night, she let me oil derrick in her hair.

by noops123 March 1, 2009

Derrick Mortel

Derrick (meaning Awesome and cooool) Mortel (meaning God like, Unbelievable power)

maaan thats totaly DERRICK MORTEL!

by awesome April 4, 2005

Dereck

Dereck is the kind of guy that will be so rude that you can’t help but laugh. He’s the nerd that will stop at nothing to literally climb you just to give you a high five that’s way to high for him. He will be the one mandatory guy flute player in every band, and he will either be the worst, or the best one. He’s probably gay, and just can’t admit it to himself yet. He’s the dungeon master of dnd and likes to make really easy campaigns because he’s not capible of anything else. He will work out literally all the time and post on Instagram every time he is at the gym, but he won’t ever actually loose any weight. He’s the guy that with all he’s flaws you still hang out with because hey, his friends are kind of hawt...

Omg that guys so rude

Yea I know, he’s a total Dereck

by Fjaoudnwbfkwbqkd January 24, 2019