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Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

If you're havin' trouble with the high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You want to graduate, but not in his bed
Here's what you gotta do
Pick up the phone, I'm always home
Call me anytime
Just ring, 3-6-2-4-3-6, hey
I lead a life of crime
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
You got problems in your life of love
You got a broken heart
He's double dealin' with your best friend
That's when the teardrops start, fella
Pick up the phone, I'm here alone
Or make a social call
Come right in, forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball, hey
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap (oh)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Oh yeah
If you got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps naggin' at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts
Pick up the phone, leave her alone
It's time you made a stand
For a fee, I'm happy to be
Your back door man, woo
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap (yeah)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT
(Done dirt cheap)
Neckties, contracts, high voltage
(Done dirt cheap)
Do anything you want me to
(Done dirt cheap)
(Dirty deeds)
Dirty deeds, dirty deeds
(Done dirt cheap)
Yeah

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
by Death Menace August 16, 2023
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Eastin DeeDee

Top 75 arsenal player in the world. Hates niggers.
"Eastin DeeDee" - Wyt Rum!
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Eastin DeeDee

Top 75 arsenal player in the world. Usually racist
"Eastin DeeDee" -Wyt Rum! (or Joeadan Beaters)
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Dirty Deeds done with Sheep

A rendition of AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap" created by the infamous Bob Rivers.

Likely not safe for work, at least once he sheepishly confesses to pulling the wool over your eyes.
If you're havin trouble with you barnyard friends
Youve got a thing for ewes
Been countin sheep but you're not in bed
Heres what you gotta do:
Get out the barn stay off the farm!
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don't ring 976-BAAA
That kind of loves a crime!

Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep
Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep

My friend Larry has a little lamb
Her fleece is white as snow.
He keeps bragging 'bout her night and day
Someone should tell him, No,
Look at the flock they're all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Knock off the fleece Give them some peace.
Don't be a barn door man!

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!

Velcro gloves Knee pads Late-night dates
Done with sheep!
Warning signs Electric fences High Voltage!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Don't tell em what I've done to you!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh!

(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherds coming!)
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Skeetle deedle

Before you blow a load on someone’s face you run around saying I’m ready like SpongeBob.
I’m ready to cum spongebob I’m going to skeetle deedle
by Funny momma June 17, 2025
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weedle your deedle

To urinate especially after one has had a lot to drink.
After seven beers in two hours you'd better weedle your deedle before you burst.
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Heaven Good Deeds

good deed: assistance, Happiness, courtesy, Team worker, and helping hand, checking in on someone well being physically and mentally, Encouraging Relationship goals, Church, non-critical, Do No Harm, No -mis guided teaching.

Related phrases
"Do a good deed" is a collocation that means to intentionally do something kind or helpful. For example, "I felt I was doing a good deed by offering to do her shopping for her".

Legal deeds
A deed can also refer to a legal document used to transfer ownership of property. Deeds can be gift deeds, warranty deeds, or mortgage deeds, Digital Cop Presence team deed , Spiritual Cops deed, team and lawyers team deed and Judge team deed , Spiritual business team, Spiritual Food and Spiritual Fashion, copyright and trademark, Spiritual Love, Spiritual speaking, teaching, speeches, Developing social media influencer or Ambassador and Spiritual Money too etc.
My Heaven good deeds or safe Haven of like minded individuals good deed: assistance, Happiness, courtesy, Team worker, and helping hand, checking in on someone well being physically and mentally.

Good deeds and work, or simply works, are a person's (exterior) actions and deeds that align with the moral teachings, emphasizing compassion, charity, kindness.
good deed: assistance, Happiness, courtesy, Team worker, and helping hand, checking in on someone well being physically and mentally, Encouraging Relationship goals, Church, non-critical, Do No Harm, No -mis guided teaching.
by Smoothie8girl February 12, 2025
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