celesbian

(adj.) It is the combination of the words, celebrity and lesbian. It's a word to describe that a person is one's celebrity (insert noun) and lesbian (insert noun). Typically used by females, since only they can technically be lesbians.

Kristen Wiig, who played Annie in the movie Bridesmaids is my celesbian crush.

by spazmeen July 1, 2011

Celesti

The Bestest friend you could ever have. Guys be careful she will unintentionally lead you on. But she does not intend it. Celesti's are very sociable and care deeply for others. They definitely need someone to look out for them as there loving personality will drain them emotionally. If you have a celesti in your life don't take advantage of it. Value your time with her. But don't let her flirty vibe lead you on because its not worth risking a friendship with her.

Omg did you hear what celesti did for that girl. She's so nice.

by Realbruh8083 January 12, 2020

Mary Celeste

To leave the helm of the boat while it is still driving or in motion to urinate off of the stern. Much like the Mary Celeste of lore no one is left to captain the boat.

After putting back a six pack on the lake, I had to pull a Mary Celeste before I could make it to a bathroom.

by Cat Dog Horse August 7, 2020

Blues Clues

The dark blue, or black spots under the eyes or across the cheek bones of a woman that indicate she is in the process of being house/kitchen trained.

"Did you see those blues clues? Something tells me John has been teaching his wife her place."

"That is going to be some mighty fine cleaning specimen there once those blues clues fade"

by Santacruz.R December 16, 2008

celeste

a girl who smells like fish and has really greasy hair. she thinks every one likes her but everyone truly HATES her. she thinks shes cool but sucks at everything.

" Haha that girl is such a celeste "

by ohmygoddude October 9, 2011

celestial fuck fiasco

this is when two people have rough sex under the stars for countless hours and end up forgetting the time and they fuck till its morning.

After the party last night, me and sarah had a celestial fuck fiasco till 7 am.

by Hide Benitez August 19, 2006

Celestine

Destructions

Celestine is knows to be a destruction of mankind

by Classified A3 September 11, 2019