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crystal geyser

Shoving a water bottle, preferably crystal geyser, in a vagina and pouring the liquids out. Emptying the contents, squeezing the water out of them vagina.

*Caution: sparkling water hurts*
"Mary's pussy is so wet, I bet she crystal geysers"
by Baddabingo boy December 12, 2016
mugGet the crystal geysermug.

Crystal palace

The best club in the world is Crystal palace
mugGet the Crystal palacemug.

skin crystal

when you put crystal meth in your foreskin and make a hooker lick it off of your perforated forskin dick cheese infested cock
hey whore get some of this skin crystal!
by Doxsq April 21, 2019
mugGet the skin crystalmug.

Crystal Gale

1. An American country singer best known for her 1977 hit song, "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue".

2. Rough or forcible anal penetration, resulting in bruising of the aforementioned chocolate starfish.
My wife prefers to stand, actually. I Crystal Gale'd her last night.
by Prestonblue September 5, 2013
mugGet the Crystal Galemug.

crystal soul

One who dedicates their Soul to Crystals. They enjoy, and appreciate the shine, glow, and structure of any Crystal.
Boy: This cave is covered in Crystals! I'm so excited, I'd call myself a Crystal Soul!
by Crystal Soul May 27, 2017
mugGet the crystal soulmug.

crystal Rose

The most kind individual that goes out of their way to make everyone happy but probably suffers from trauma. She did lend me $5 once.
Are you going to Crystal Rose's party? There will be all kinds of love and treats.
by Candyberry518 June 6, 2021
mugGet the crystal Rosemug.

billy crystal

A person they show everytime a Yankees game is on television. He may have done something funny at one point, but that was too long ago, or too mediocre for me to remember.
It wouldn't be a Yankees game if we didn't get a shot of Billy Crystal sitting in a luxury box.
by Tourists... April 7, 2005
mugGet the billy crystalmug.

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