Crywank

The action of wanking in tears after a date gone wrong.

Liam had a terrible date, she said even God would hate him and in tears like the Loser Idiot Moron Asshole that he was he has a Crywank and became the cry- wanker .

by JammyJockstrap November 9, 2025

Crywank

Used in a sentence to describe what a person or group of people are doing who are easily offended by insignificant or trivial "things."
Or who get upset when they realise the world does not, in fact, revolve around them.

Look at all you delicate petals crywanking over a story. Hilarious.

Omg, nooooo, the shop didn't put up with your bullshit crywank and threw you out. Good for them. Grow up.

by Stuffynz January 12, 2026

posh crywank

The act of crying into a sock then using it to masterbate.

E.g. "I was really upset last night so I had a posh crywank".

by rsaubole February 21, 2020

m1stcarriage_crybaby

Amazing!! Person that is named Mist and goes by neopronouns

Person: do you follow m1stcarriage_crybaby?
Person 2: yes
Person: ur hot

by Mistake 123 February 22, 2021

Have-crybabies

First used by Firey from BFDI
Have-crybabies is a way to define someone if they plan on making the sun cooler and they fail to do so.

"Have nots?! More like have...uhh...have-crybabies?

by TheBois March 20, 2021

PC Crybaby

This is someone who plays on PC and complains about console players getting aim assist when they die.

"Bro console players get such an advantage with their aimbot assist, it's unfair."
"Bro stop being such a PC Crybaby."

by turtlegaming101 February 24, 2023

Klara Cygan

Dylan chauffer

Klara cygan transports Dylan carlson from class too class because she is her chauffer

by Dababyboobs August 28, 2023