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Definitions by JammyJockstrap

The action of wanking in tears after a date gone wrong.
Liam had a terrible date, she said even God would hate him and in tears like the Loser Idiot Moron Asshole that he was he has a Crywank and became the cry- wanker .
Crywank by JammyJockstrap November 9, 2025

Prankmastic

Noun for the master of good taste pranks that actually achieve something positive and make corporation's change policy maybe even change law.)
Bobs pranks were prankmastic. The best prankster ever, he really chewed over his ideas at dinner and while he never scammed a soul he was a true master and stuck it to the “man”
Prankmastic by JammyJockstrap November 9, 2025
Liam was a god bothering twat, just like his supervisor. Liam is guaranteed to waste your time and likely to be unable to do anything. If you hire him as a labourer, he won’t achieve a thing. Hire him as an armature fire fighter,, he will toast marshmallows and not understand that a ladder is a tool for antigravity. The acronym says it all.
Liam by JammyJockstrap November 9, 2025