crygate 

n. tactlessly crying out personal secrets of others and later backtracking while blaming others for exaggerating said comments.

(As in the case of NBA Miami Heats coach Erik Spoelstra when he told press that his players, which included Lebron James, Dwayne Wade, and Chris Bosh, cried in the locker room after a tough one point loss to the Chicago Bulls following a three game losing streak. Coach later acted surprised that his comments became the main topic of sports discussion, subsequently denying the crying incident. Spoelstra blamed reporters searching for sensationalism.)

Lebron whimpering: "Coach certainly took his talents to the School of Crygate."

Wade: "Don't worry honey, go back to bed"

Chris: "Well, at least he didn't mention our names... hey, quit hogging the blanket!"

crygate by chongqingking March 25, 2011

crygate 

When you partii like a rockstar before having quantifiable results because you think your awesome.. but then turns out you suck and cry like a baby

Man did you see Dan today??

He had his own crygate after talking smack and then losing the game bad.. just like the Miami Heat.

crygate by heatguy225 March 24, 2011

crybate 

Simultaneously crying and masturbating, the most pathetic act a human being can engage in alone. Usually but not always takes place in a dark and empty room, ideally in a house that is just being moved out of.

Michael: Hey, Matt, I hear you and your girlfriend aren't fucking anymore.
Matt: Ya, I'm gonna go home and crybate.

crybate by Supersadface July 27, 2008