Creepy Hour

Any period of time in a retail establishment where the employee is the only person present.

"Dude, I had a crazy creepy hour today. It must have been 2 hours of silence."

by ulder May 11, 2014

creepy pasta

some pasta thats creepy who is up stairs with yor mam makein some weeeeeiiiiiird noises

i am literaly going to ENDanger that creepy pasta for ruining my leaning tower of leggo, by making the house shake. he will be sorry for breaking my legOH MY FCKING GOD WHY THE FUCK DID MY MOM STEAL FUCKING TOWER OF Vortnight-BUCKS!!!!! THANK GOD I STOLL MY DADS PICK-AXE... kill mom mode "activated"

by dum(p/b)tissim 69 November 5, 2022

Creepy Crawler.

A person who crawls on all fours sniffing ass.

Hey man, if you wanna score some ass i suggest you stand up. You're being a creepy crawler.

by Charlie Maine January 12, 2011

Creepy

Another word for Jeff Landfield or the Landmine. A person or sometimes associated persons who have nothing better to do than creep up on people and try to expose their person lives. This is particularly true if said person is holding a public office.

I was going to go out to dinner with a guy I’m interested in, but Jeff Landfield is in town and I don’t want to get Landmined just for having dinner. Life is tough enough without a creepy landmine hanging over you.

by JasonBourneBitch October 11, 2019

Creepy Sleepy

A fictional character who constantly appears in Jack Smiths' creative-writing pieces.

'I saw Creepy Sleepy in my dream, last night!' she exclaimed.

by Spuds987 October 12, 2017

Creepy Mike

That one 35-ish year old employee who hangs out with all the other teenagers. Sometimes he’s chill though

“Yo dude did you see Creepy Mike on the way back from Safeway?”

“No dude don’t call him that he’s actually chill”

by The French dog September 27, 2021

creepy

When someone stares at you while you sleep.

"Hey, stop staring at me while I sleep. It's creepy."

by go eat blue September 20, 2020