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cable creep 

The slow, monthly increase of cable television charges in amounts small enough for the customer to tend to ignore, but later result in significant overall increases.
A year ago, my cable bill was $88/month and now it's $117. I hate cable creep.

A few bucks in cable creep and now my bill is 30% higher than a year ago.

My monthly cable crept from $55 to $69 in less than one year.
cable creep by MikeInDC January 22, 2018
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nasty creep hole 

(n): an awful parasite that resides in the bug category. once exposed, it latches onto its victim, mooching off its well-being. often referred to as NCH. avoid at all costs.
ew, she's such a nasty creep hole
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Too Creep 

N. When a unattractive person awkwardly approaches someone, like Sam Fisher outta splinter cell, and completely kills their mood. A failed schemed approach to get someones attention especially with a love interest.
Yo, yesterday at lunch some ugly-duckling tried her best to get my attention, she came up on me too creep, Bruh. The babe ruined my appetite.
Too Creep by JBA000knowsBest September 1, 2013

Spectacle creep 

A phenomenon occurring when the creator/creators of certain a media franchise (in games, movies, comics, etc) try to keep things fresh and interesting by unwisely making everything bigger, better and more spectacular. This can lead to the feeling that everything up to that point didn't really have a point or that everything after this point is pointless since it's just so ridiculously over the top.
"First Gotham, then the world!"
Mr. Freeze on Spectacle creep
Spectacle creep by GOTLANDSKORV November 18, 2013

dick creep 

When you start to get wood and your dick slowly creeps down between your leg and your pants
I was giving this presentation and I could see my partner's panties; I totally had dick creep.

Password Creep 

The progressive increase in both the number of different passwords you need to have at work, and the number of times you have to change them. Each password usually has unique requirements, which along with the frequent changes, makes it virtually impossible to remember your passwords. Resulting in a word document on your desktop call "PASSWORDS.docx" that reduces the security of ALL passwords to zero.
"I just changed my login password for the 15th time this year. But due to this password creep I've forgotten what it actually is. It used to be the same as my copier password but that's only been changed 8 times. Anyways, I forget what that one is too, so I have to go to my password document on my desktop to find them."
Password Creep by Pedro Loco April 3, 2013

urine creep 

the spot on the restroom floor in front of the toilet or urinal that grows from urine dribble and keeps getting bigger as a result of nobody wanting to stand on the urine and getting farther and farther away from the toilet, thus making the urine creep outward from the initial dribble
clay- did you find the restroom?
kent- yeah, but the urine creep was so bad i had to piss from the doorway!
urine creep by dark korner December 25, 2009