Crape

The correct spelling of the word crap. Even though most people spell this word without the 'E', it is, in fact spelled "Crape" and people who spell it without the 'E' suck.

"I feel like crape"

"Don't you mean crap?"

"No, crape"

by Anonymous September 10, 2004

waffle crapper

A woman who is so hot, that if she crapped on your waffles you would still eat them

Kirstie Alley is not a waffle crapper, but Mariah Carey is.

by Ugly Dave September 5, 2007

Crape

Cry-Rape.
When you get trapped by someone crying at you. And you don't want it. You really don't want it. Please. Stop.

Yep, I was brutally craped.

by Peter Taylor1234 October 21, 2010

crapezoid

An adjective to describe an odd-looking poo.

Matt - Wow, I just dropped an epic deuce! It was a real crapezoid!
Mary - Nasty!

by Murphy Somerset August 27, 2011

flap crapper

a man that derives sexual gratification from defecating on his partner's labia

she discovered colin was a flap crapper when she woke one morning to find she was having intercourse with a gigantic turd

by theWestHamfan January 12, 2004

carperpetuation

Act of sweeping over a piece of lint several times, picking it up, inspecting it, putting it back down, sweeping over it again and it still doesn't pick up.

Self explanitory

by Micool T January 21, 2004

philly claper

the act of blowing into a girls vagina then pressing on her tummy to make her quieff

im gonna give the philly claper

by the dude2283 September 22, 2010