cork

I wanted to see underneath, but all I got was cork!

His cork really stopped me from spilling.
by walletchaser November 22, 2019
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Cork

Being antaginizingly quirky
by Stankodank April 11, 2019
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cork

Becky: So you guys had sex in his car?

Tammy: Yeah, when he pulled out his cork, I gushed all over his seat.
by AngryBananas March 12, 2016
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Cork

Good looking, but stupid and possibly violent man you get into relationship just make your ex jealous or to stop you from feeling lonely
> Wow Kate, your new boyfriend is really handsome, I’m happy that you got over John so fast
< Oh thanks, but he is just a cork, I’ll ditch him in a month or two
by jarchlik January 24, 2024
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polish cork

A tedious circular argument concerning the merits of a historical strategic decision.
Class went long today when the professor popped another 'polish cork'--whether Bradley should have closed the Falaise pocket with multi-domain, corkscrew thinking.
by MontyFanBoi December 06, 2023
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The Cork Popper Of Earl

When eye piece tensions run too high and sexual tendencies become abundant. Corks rain down from the metaforical and the caps spring into action. When the bells ring and sing Mason lullabies the woman cant resist a serton type of man.
"When Aubrey is trolling the cocks are always raining, The Cork Popper Of Earl is working."
by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019
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Cork Poppin

The act of inserting the clitoris into the urethra of an erect penis until the penis ejaculates with enough pressure to force the clitoris out of the urethra…
My girl got frisky last night and we did some cork poppin and ruined the new sheets.
by Dave Mcfuckin Mathews January 06, 2023
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