condom break conception

when a child is mistakenly conceived after a condom breaks

Guy 1 : That guy"s mom didn't intend to have him.

Guy 2 : Yeah, he's a condom break conception.

by MATTBRENNANO November 15, 2016

condom guy

u/alt-no-more

The condom guy is just one big meme now.

by Lyzone December 27, 2018

Condom

A rubber tube to stick your dick in so that you don’t end up with a kid.

She eyed me with a slutty grin and slammed the door shut. I was just chilling, trying to ignore my huge boner. Julia strolled over to me and asked if we should use a condom. I say that I definitely don’t want a kid, so yes. she pulls of her stripper boots and thong, and pulls out three condoms. she asked me what color and flavor I want. I told her blue raspberry, which is the blue one. Julia ripped off my jeans and slid on the condom. I stuck my dick into her and she started to moan. I then started to cum, and the condom burst.

Now i have a kid.

by the fuck king March 2, 2020

Concord

A type of air seeder used by many farmers to seed ground with no prier digging.

Jim: Hay Tavin if you air up the concord I can grease it and fill it up.

Tavin: Okay dad but first we need to hook it up to the 1150.

Jim: I know but before that we need to knock off the chisel plow first.

Tavin: K dad.

by ✠Mrcatmanjr✠#8191 May 5, 2021

Electronic Condom

The use of anti-virus or anti-malware software on a computer

"Thank god I used that electronic condom I received for my new computer. This pornsite looks like it is full of ETDs"

1 minute later
fap fap fap

by PseudoNympho666 July 17, 2010

Friend Condom

Someone who blocks friendship from happening despite the obvious friendship availability

Caitlin was being a friend condom to Miles, fuck yooooouuuuu

by CaitlinWardrop123 June 6, 2014

flesh condom

A person's physical body. From the the perspective that they are merely shells that house our souls.

"Yo, Dalton! Check out the flesh condom on that babe!"

by K41n3n October 24, 2017