sphinkter concarto

a farting or passing of gas

steve just conducted a sphinker concarto

by Regrebenellos Nehpets August 30, 2003

The Concert Drop

When returning from a concert or sporting event, you drop onto your bed or couch from pure exhaustion late in the light or early in the morning.

Bitch: Dude, last night you scared the shit out of me!
Mike: Wha'd I do?
Bitch: Know how you went to see Sublime last night, well you came in and missed the concert drop on the couch.

by Qwertymf5 May 30, 2010

“It ain’t a Justin Timberlake concert”

A phrased use towards someone being said or having a whinge or just plain feeling sorry for themselves. It’s said in reference to Justin timber lakes song “cry me a river”. To let those know, just get over yourself, life isn’t that bad so dry cry me a river, get over it.

Person winging: why does this always happen to me, what’s the point of trying
Mate: come on mate, “it ain’t a Justin Timberlake concert”

by Badassbossbassbitching July 6, 2019

Concord

1. World's only fastes, supersonic airplane.
2. A type of Grape.

I'm taking a flight on the Concord.

by Megan S. September 15, 2005

royal consort

A royal consort is a woman who is used for sexual gratification among a royal family a person who is matted with frequently for the mans pleasure the woman’s enjoyment and in fact her wants and needs are completely irrelevant it is only the man who is using her body to achieve orgasm that matters

King Louis really liked the appearance of Sara so commanded her family to give her to him to be used as his royal consort whenever he was horny

by Chauvinisticbastard December 3, 2021

MF Doom Concert

A MF Doom concert is a virgin gathering.

Tim: Hey Joe, you going to the MF Doom concert tonight?

Joe: I have a girlfriend man, I can't come sadly

by Storrie May 27, 2020

Concord

Concord is a small town in Eastern Mass, that is next to the hip and happenin town of Acton. Concord is a town full of a bunch of rich kids with houses worth millions. They all think that their town is poor, when they're all actually being a bunch of blind dumbasses. They are just jeleuos that Acton's schools has better academics, sports, the list goes on. Concord is also know for where the revolutionary war was at. They take all they fame in stuff, when other towns like Acton and Lexington, and more, should have some friggin fame. Concord is also know for having one of the first Unitarian Universalist churches, which is something they CAN brag about. Some toallty cool UUs are Therough, the lady who wrote Little Women, and MANY more... GO UUS! ANYways, concord is full of a bunch of rich preps who think they're ghettolicious.

Concordian 1: Hey, want to go grab a cup of tea?
Concordian 2: Sure. That sounds delightful.

by bla April 11, 2005