The Common fuck

Typically found in middle to highschool enviroment, and are the type of person that popular girls like, amd are probably smart, but procrastinate.

To find one, look for the living embodyment of the cinimon stick from the applejacks commercials.

Person 1 You see that group of fucks over there.
Person 2 *australian accent* Croiky the common fuck in its natural habitat.

by The Shovel Colonel October 15, 2020

The Bearded Commodore

Named after a dude in charge of a ferry, The Bearded Commodore means excessive hair on a woman’s nether regions; an unmaintained bush, coo coo, muff, etc.

I've heard that girl rocks The Bearded Commodore. You might need a GPS or a machete to get shit done.

by JRrrrrrrrr March 30, 2011

redneck lovin' commode huggin' drunk

A common Southern expression to describe somebody who is Extremely Drunk.

Yeah, you should've seen Larry last night. Buddy, I want you to know, he was redneck lovin' commode huggin' drunk! He threw-up in the bathroom when we finally got him home.

by Shane56 August 15, 2021

don't pee on the floor use the commodore

a pufferfish singing

ratatata don't pee on the floor use the commodore

by Phu The Writer May 11, 2022

comdom

Popularized by British sketch comedy television show French and Saunders. In one of the sketches, Saunders who plays an ignorant suburban woman asks French about sex and gets the advice to use "comdoms". When she tries to correct the pronounciation, French tells her, with confidence, that it is called comdom, not condom!

Always use a comdom for shagging!

by ticl July 25, 2006

Common Cow

A common person who is not decent and would use words that only uneducated common folks would use.

Ed: I talked to my friends and they said their first time hurt.

Monty: What do you mean first time? The first time they shagged?

Ed: Don't say shagged it's slept with you COMMON COW!

by Hezslover May 21, 2009

Virginia Commonwealth University

also known as virginia commonhoe university, this is a fun school with a very diverse group of students. It's a lil sketch in some parts but it's nothing pepper spray cant fix

Man I love Virginia Commonwealth University, it's a goodie.

by ilovefrankocean June 15, 2018