an elderly nigga with a 3rd grade education whom is accountable for all slow walking, fast swimming niggas from the south atlantic.
shazaam went to talk to jamel the commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs to find out about an open postion to join the useless squad.
by shnarf May 26, 2008
Get the commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs mug.Someone who has completed The Pentagon and also became a Five Star General. ie. They have had heterosexual sex with a member of all five branches of the US military (thus completing The Pentagon) and homosexual sex with a member of all five branches (thus becoming a Five Star General).
"Last year he slept with all those guys to become a Five Star General. Now, he's halfway through The Pentagon and about to become the Commander-in-Chief"
by TimmaC10 December 13, 2020
Get the Commander-in-Chief mug.by Stop Posting About Among Us June 8, 2021
Get the On Command mug.by Ralph Davidson July 16, 2020
Get the Bum Commander mug.The rank below the queen of the Ugandan Knuckles has extreme power enough to crush entire solar systems in one glare
Commander:Me brudda I am the commander
Warrior:commander you are retarded
Commander:executes him so sky high he shits out rainbows and the surrounding area implodes
Warrior:commander you are retarded
Commander:executes him so sky high he shits out rainbows and the surrounding area implodes
by Pootrekulas February 1, 2020
Get the Commander mug.The coolest person to roam the earth is Commander Cool. He is the edgiest person ever, edgier than The Edge.
by I am a christian man January 24, 2019
Get the Commander Cool mug.by IceyCharmy November 26, 2024
Get the Knight Commander mug.