Comfort Zombie

A person who has given up a real life full of risk, reward and personal growth for the comfort of 500 channels, a super-sized diet and a beige, velour recliner. They sadly believe that comfort, ease and the avoidance of pain are the most important things in life.

Nah, they're not interested in learning anything. They're just a bunch of houseplants and comfort zombies.

by kabukulator October 1, 2010

Comfortably Heavy

A term used for Heavy .. but not ridiculously Heavy Weights .. when lifting @ Home or @ the Gym.

"Is the weight realy heavy ??" ..

"Its Heavy but managable,.. Comfortably Heavy!"

by JayZeeStorm July 4, 2014

Comfuckable

When you feel comfortable fucking a person.

That dude over there looks comfuckable.

by Gurglefuckhole March 8, 2017

comfled

Server owner of UDRP.

Hey do you know Comfled?

by RandomPerson2847273 December 17, 2021

Comfort Game

A game that you play while your parents are fighting and on the edge of having a divorce.

Roblox is my comfort game.

by foxyflydudd July 13, 2023

drinking comfy

when you get back to your residence and decide to crack some brews, you take off the work clothes and throw on some sweats to get drinking comfy

I got back to my dorm and needed to unwind after a tough day of class, so I threw on my basketball shorts and got myself drinking comfy.

by theoregonduck November 16, 2011

Church of the Holy Comforter

An excellent answer when nosey people ask you about your Church affiliation.

"Hey, Joey. We're having a revival Sunday morning. You wanna come?"
"No thanks. I'm planning to attend the Church of the Holy Comforter"
"Where's that?"
"In my bedroom. The alarm clock goes off at 10:00, I turn it off, and pull the comforter over my head."
"Smartass!"

by Dave the Druggist May 2, 2010