Asian Rice Cooker Effect

When your name is Joshua and you have bad memory and go crazy when someone steals your stuff

"That guy has the Asian Rice Cooker Effect"

by no19212129 March 28, 2023

Pressue Cooker

When you take a female home from the bar to engage in sex acts but cannot ejaculate because you are too drunk so you get her to suck on your balls as your jerk yourself off so that you can finally ejaculate.

Listen babe, there is no way I’m going to blow. Can you give me a "Pressue Cooker" so I can get off?

by Matt P. Cook February 22, 2010

chris crocker

A homosexual who has no trust for straight people. I wouldn't have hated him, nor many else, but his statement "Do I like straight people? Yes. Because I love mythical creatures! BECAUSE STRAIGHT PEOPLE AREN'T REAL!" changed everything.

Chris Crocker is an extreme-o uber fag. He is the reason homosexual became gay -- which means happy, or weird; Also who homosexual became queer -- which means weird.

by jewel! December 24, 2007

double cocked

two cocks inserted into the same orifice

Daisy's twat was stretched to the max as she enjoyed the double cocked pleasure of Bo and Duke in the back of the General Lee.

by ToddAus August 29, 2005

Betty Crocker

When a male is performing anal sex with a woman and the woman is making him a sammich.

I was hungry and horny, so we did the Betty Crocker

by Patreazy April 5, 2007

Yugoslavian Slow Cooker

Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's moist vagina and continues to leave it there for hours until it is "fall off the bone soft".

I busted out the yugoslavian slow cooker on my girl last night, neither of us got off, it wasn't that great.

We were spooning and it turned into a yugoslavian slow cooker, we fell asleep and it was no good.

by AnthonyJ117 July 3, 2011

Chris Crocker

Chris Crocker is a safety in the National Football League who plays for the Miami Dolphins (as of April 2008). He spent his college years playing for the Marshall Thundering Herd, and was drafted with the 20th pick in the 3rd round by the Cleveland Browns in the 2003 NFL draft. He has slowly become a decent safety at the NFL, and has 7 interceptions in his 5 years in the NFL.

Chris Crocker is a hard-working safety who is a solid NFL starter; the guy on youtube doesn't deserve to get more attention sitting on his ass whining.

by clevelandbrowns2008 April 27, 2008