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The act of not being clutch, blowing it. Named after Jordan, hence J clutch
Lebron J clutched the NBA finals for the Miami Heat.
J Clutch by Strokin August 6, 2011

dragon clutch 

(Verb) To totally grip a male's genatalia from behind, whilst lifting the male into the air. Should be accompanied by loudl announcing "Dragon Clutch".
Whilst walking through the town, Jacques used the Dragon Clutch on Tom.
dragon clutch by Smith83 July 30, 2017

Come in clutch 

When someone comes in at a time with something that u rlly needed
Dr.Nezzie better come in clutch with the 2 hour delay tmr
Come in clutch by Gcmshater December 18, 2019

much in the clutch 

When someone is perfect under pressure when it really matters.
Dwayne Wade was much in the clutch when he made the buzzer beater 3 to win the game

Came in clutch 

A term used by modern teenagers and early adults that has nothing to do with the transmission of a manual car. Typically used in situations where someone did something when in times of "emergency"
I was hungry, then John came in clutch with a pizza
Came in clutch by Jafar Bacon June 16, 2016

invisible grapefruit clutch 

A heavy-metal hand gesture, in which the subject holds out their hand(s), palm up, fingers broadly curled inward, as if clutching an invisible grapefruit, or an orb of majestic evil power (still invisible).
When the throwing of horns got co-opted by the widespread public to the point where they were often seen from Jonas Brothers fans, Lord Blaspherion G. McSatan decided to adopt a more metal-centric hand gesture: the invisible grapefruit clutch.