A person kept around during the zombie apocalypse by a group of survivors as the designated bait when running from zombies. Usually a slower, heavier or asthmatic person without stamina. The idea is that he/she will be the person at the back of the group and will be caught by the zombies thus allowing the rest of the group to escape.
It has its origins in WWII radar counter-measures - bogus targets dropped by aircraft to confound enemy surveillance.
It has its origins in WWII radar counter-measures - bogus targets dropped by aircraft to confound enemy surveillance.
"We keep Bill around as Chaff, we don't have to run fast, just faster than Bill....."
"Who's the Chaff in this group? Look around, if you can't pick him out, it's you!"
"Who's the Chaff in this group? Look around, if you can't pick him out, it's you!"
by Necropology October 17, 2012
Get the Chaff mug.A chaff is the name given to a group (or person) of people who are moronic junkies who have dead end jobs and live in a rough estate.
Display a very limited vocabulary using words such as 'ravin' 'shafe geez' and 'give me your mobile or i'll f***king knife ya'
Display a very limited vocabulary using words such as 'ravin' 'shafe geez' and 'give me your mobile or i'll f***king knife ya'
by craig.B November 21, 2004
Get the chaff mug.a jock or a jock-like entity (either a boy or a girl can be a cheffer, but usually a female cheffer is characterized by the fact that she hangs out with male cheffers). Also cheff
"I think that cheffer just called me a faggot."
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"That cheffer is so drunk, she's making out with a dog."
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"That cheffer is so drunk, she's making out with a dog."
by Gar Hole April 19, 2005
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Tyrone: Kathy asked me to bust up her chiffarobe last night.
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Tyrone: Kathy asked me to bust up her chiffarobe last night.
by THC1138 April 28, 2008
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Guy: " Maybe if I could walk to my car, drive my car, and walk from my car to theater I would. "
Girl: "Aw what's wrong?"
Guy: " I cannot stop chaffing :/ "
Girl: " :c Maybe some other time? "
Guy: " Maybe if I could walk to my car, drive my car, and walk from my car to theater I would. "
Girl: "Aw what's wrong?"
Guy: " I cannot stop chaffing :/ "
Girl: " :c Maybe some other time? "
by Lo Vlesbians July 15, 2010
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Kenneth: "Honey this is truly a wonderful dyslexic chauffeur you are giving me."
Steve: "How about we go back to my place for a dyslexic chauffeur"
Bill: "My balls are very comfortable at the moment. At the same time my penis is tickled! This is amazing! What do you call it?"
Suzy: (muffled) "Dith ith a dithlexthic thauffeur"
Steve: "How about we go back to my place for a dyslexic chauffeur"
Bill: "My balls are very comfortable at the moment. At the same time my penis is tickled! This is amazing! What do you call it?"
Suzy: (muffled) "Dith ith a dithlexthic thauffeur"
by JackCarver December 24, 2010
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