chimp

/tʃɪmp/ Noun. Portmanteau of "child" and "pimp". Derogatory word for an adult, usually a parent, who exploits a child for online views and monetary gain. Usually applied to "influencers" who lack the talent to obtain followers authentically. Examples of chimps include Abbey Lee Miller, Teri Shields, and Melissa Gisoni.

That chimp doesn't care if child-abusers have access to their children.

by I-dislike-chimps July 1, 2025

Chimp

When you are a guy and you like it when a girl eats out of your ass

Girl- Are you a chimp
Guy- Hell ya I fuck with that shit hard

by ice boi December 19, 2017

Chimped

Ghosting someone for 17 days because you're taking a quick shower.

Heading to my mates place for a summer time BBQ, but I chimped them and it's now september

by Tdiz123 January 15, 2019

Tribal Chimp

The best hair styling products on the market! Try it once and change your routine forever!

Tribal Chimp: be a voice, not an echo.

by Tribal Chimp November 23, 2021

hairy chimp

Gluing her pubes to your penis and fucking her ass dry.

My wife got a rub burn from my hairy chimp.

by Haxces February 25, 2017

chimped up

To climb up, usually a tree or a pole in a swift and agile way, like a chimpanzee
Also sarcastic

The technician chimped up the utility pole to fix the powerline

by eumaiospangloss February 20, 2020

beating a chimp

While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises

Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace

Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards

by Beating a Chimp July 5, 2020